You Can't Take The Ho Ho Ho Out Of Holiday-Remix

YOU CAN’T TAKE THE HO HO HO OUT OF HOLIDAY – Remix 2011
WRITTEN BY: Dale Barfoot and Diane Ransom © 2007

Santa was in a hurry
Needed to make up time
When he hit Ontario
He failed to see the sign.
Distracted by milk and cookies
Missed the coffee and doughnut trap
Boys and girls, come Christmas morning
Will wonder where Santa’s at.
Santa’s sleigh was impounded last night
Doing fifty over and racing a light
A reindeer was said to be
Three sheets to the wind
‘Cause the designated driver had a red nose again.
Well, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
The evil Grinch and Scrooge
They tried to find a way
No, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
Santa and his elves
Are here to stay.
Rudolph, he was over
So they took him to the tank
Santa pulled out his card
And made a withdrawal
From his bank.
Only the elves
Could save the day
Thank goodness
Santa has a back-up sleigh.
Well, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
The evil Grinch and Scrooge
They tried to find a way
No, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
Santa and his elves
Are here to stay.
The reindeer went back home
The elves loaded up again
Mrs. Claus took over
And she got there like the wind!
She picked up Santa
Who was thumbing a ride
She said, “Get in the back!
‘Cause there’s no way
You’re gonna drive!”
Well, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
The evil Grinch and Scrooge
They tried to find a way
No, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
Santa and his elves
Are here to stay.
Come Christmas morning
Everything was right
Except for
Rudolph and the sleigh
That disappeared that night.
Impound security
They didn’t see
Now the
Case of the missing sleigh and deer
Is an unsolved mystery!
Well, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
The evil Grinch and Scrooge
They tried to find a way
No, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
Out of holiday
Santa and his elves
Are here to stay.
Well, you can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
You can’t take the Ho Ho Ho
You can’t take
Ho Ho Ho
Merry Christmas!