Better Beer - Kevin Fisher
Better Beer Kevin Fisher/Darby Orr

It's been a hard year I'm drinking cheap beer My loan is upside down I guess I'm stuck here I might get fired I need new tires I'll be a hundred and eight When I retire
So I crack one open and raise my can
And make this toast to the dreams of the barely working man
May we all get rich, may our jobs be fun May God grand our wish to stay skinny and young And when we lift our glasses this time next year May we all be drinking better beer
I’m watching TV
On a big flat screen
The couch at Best Buy
Is really comfy
I get my groove on
While clipping coupons
I’m eating canned beans
And singing this song

CHORUS
Don’t get me wrong
I’ve been around long enough to know
Things could get so much worse

CHORUS (still alive and kicking)