I Wish You Were Beer
I WISH YOU WERE BEER

We saved our money and vacations days
To spend a week in this happy place
Blue skies and Jamaican sand
Listening to the music of a Reggae band
The sun is setting and the night is young
Waiting for lovers to kiss
I’ve got a song on the tip of my tongue
And it goes something like this

I wish you were beer
I wish you were beer
I would hold you so close to me
I’d be happy you’re here
But let’s face the truth
I’m sick of me being sick of you
Let’s be perfectly clear
I wish you were beer

This big cabana has gotten too small
We fill it up with no talk at all
Outside people having fun
Dancing to the music in the midday sun
I keep forgetting why you’re mad at me
And right now I don’t really care
I know a way to feel better right now
And it goes something like this

Chorus

It takes two to tango
That much is clear
So maybe tomorrow
I’ll wish you were here