Long Legged Lover

I wanna thank my long legged lover
And she'd thank me, I suppose
I wanna thank that long legged lover
Who sewed me a new suit of clothes

That old suit was so ill-fitting
Too thin to keep me warm
With flaws in the size and the stitching
To bind a changing form

Maybe it was my mother
Maybe my angry wife
Who sewed that suit so tight on me
I couldn't get it off myself

This new suit is so damn pretty
I can't believe it's mine
Ain't that temptress a beauty
And don't the emperor look fine