JMan
J Man
Is on down the road
Faster than I can go
With no directions, just a map he made
Of sticks and stones, in a picture game

I wish that he would climb uphill
Stop and take a photo still
And bring us back to what he calls home
But J Man is too far down the road

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Because he's living off of nerves and coffee
Praying that he makes money
Making jokes that just aren't funny
Defending all his own
Giving up when tough gets going
Eating lies and never knowing
Who's serving

J Man is now on his feet
Dancing to his own beat
He doesn't care who the squares are
As long as they will buy at the bar
Who knows if they'll hold his hand
All he needs is one right hand man
To carry him on through his disease
He says he'll leave, he always threatens me

Chorus

Bridge
He always knew he would be this way
His mother thought he'd be okay
Another cruel thought said to day, well,
It's all in the bag

J Man is now lying down
He can't make a single sound
Unless he lifts his head up high
Than I can tell him who lied
I can tell him who lied
I can tell him who lied

Chorus