Don't You Ever Get Tired of Being Right?

I asked you out to a party
You said you didn't want to go
Cause when I start drinkin', I stop thinkin'
and I never learned how to say no

Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
When I got home it was broad daylight
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?

Back in the day when I used to play
You told me love's never really free
Now kids in Caddys keep calling me Daddy
and they all kinda look like me

Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Now all those mothers want to start a fight
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?

It's not that I don't pay attention
I try to do the things you say
When it comes to fate I try to play it straight
but it ends in a knot anyway

Went to an all you can eat buffet
and I filled myself up on bread
You said if you'll just wait they'll bring out a plate
that you wish you coulda had instead

Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Bye and bye they brought out pie,
and I couldn't even eat a bite

Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?
I couldn't eat a single bite
Don't you ever get tired of bein' right?