Drinking Beer

Lately I’m thinking I’m not over you anymore
Then the other day, I saw your picture, now I know it’s for sure
I used to say I’d never go in the way of the norm
But since you’ve moved on, that lofty goal has simply gone out the door
This is me now, not much more
Because of you

I’m drinking beer
I’m watching football
I’m going out to bars to pick up girls
What’s happening here?
I’m getting drunk
I’m watching porno
I know that’s nothing new, but now when I do, I think of you

Smooth is not me
I tried my line but, me, she couldn’t see
She jumped as if I’d said “Boo”
I didn’t mean to scare you. So sorry
You see, the others made it so easy
But, now it’s time for plan ‘B’

So, if you’re thinking you’re not over me after all
Then, just do some drinking and when you’re ready give me a call
We’ll have ourselves a ball
No inhibitions at all
But if you do

We’ll drink some beer
We’ll drink some more beer
We’ll dance to Elvis C
Even ‘The Boys of B’, I might let you hear
We’ll get you drunk
Maybe we’ll watch some, well you know
Then you’ll be number one, ‘till the doing’s done
Then, me again, you’ll want

So, let’s drink some beer
Let’s cloud our judgment
Let’s rock with Steven T
It won’t bother me
I’ll be ear to ear
Let’s get me drunk
And then you take advantage
Well now, just thinking ‘bout it, to my eye, it brings a tear
So, let’s drink some beer

Now let’s have