Mash Your Finger

Mash Your Finger
I hope you mash your finger, I hope you catch on fire
your nose grows like Geppettos little wooden liar
i hope it's raining cats and dogs whey you go outside
I hope your car runs out of gas and you ain't got a ride

chorus:
But please don't think I'm bitter or that i bare you ill will
I'd just like to be there when you take your bitter pill
may your ground be rocky may your row be hard to hoe
and may I be around and watch you reep just what you sow

I hope your boyfriend's wife finds out about you two
I hope this little note I wrote provides her with a clue
I do hope the IRS audits all your books
and they put you in the houscow with all them other crooks

chorus:
So what if I am bitter honey what did you expect
your lucky I don't hunt you down and wring your scronny neck
I hope you're feeling guilty for treating me this way
happy birthday merry Christmas and have a real nice day
happy birthday merry Christmas and have a real nice day