More In Store

Imagine a store selling nothing but more
of everything better for less
I found what I found when I got there
Was a whole lot of lots of lots there

I saw right away I could buy more and pay
A sum greater that somehow seemed less
Buy three and they’ll give you a free one
Pay more now for less in the long run


There’s one of every shape and kind
The more I look, the more I find
Rows and rows of those and these
Obnoxious boxes, yes indeed
There’s everything I wanted and nothing I need
Nothing I need


It seemed so smart to upgrade to a cart
and fill it with things that impress
So I cashed in my piggy bank savings
to satisfy all of my cravings


There’s one of every shape and kind
The more I look, the more I find
Rows and rows of those and these
Obnoxious boxes, yes indeed
There’s everything I wanted and nothing I need
Nothing I need