15 Different Ways (of Laughing)

I got 15 different ways of laughing
One when I use when I’m stuck in traffic
I’m gonna be late it’s well past noon
I’m gonna get fired all cause of you

I got 15 different ways of laughing
One that I use when my love goes backwards
pouring out of my poor soul
flowing out like it’s some joke

I got one that I use when I’m feeling all right
One I use when I feel the pain
One I use when I see the white light
One I use when I go insane

I got 15 different ways of laughing
One that I use when I feel that magic
I pull another bunny right out of my hat
Just before you tell me you smell at rat

I got 15 different ways of laughing
One that I use when I feel sarcastic
They give you a trophy that’s made of plastic
You buy another ticket and keep on scratchin’

I got one that I use when I’m feeling all right
One I use when I feel the pain
One I use when I see the white light
One I use when I go insane

I got 15 different ways of laughing
One that I use when I see bad fashion
Covering me like cheap perfume
Over and over like a bad cartoon

I got fifteen different ways of laughing
One that I use when you send me packing
And spend another night in your mom’s garage
Like the biggest loser there ever was

I got one that I use when I’m feeling all right
One I use when I feel the pain
One I use when I see the white light
One I use when I go insane
One I use when I see the forecast
One I use when I read the news
One I use strictly for romance
One I use when I think of you

I got 15 different ways of laughing…