L.P.

we’re gonna make an lp
long player
33 rpm
i thought we were done with this long ago
but here we are doing it again
we hope it ain’t scratched
we hope it don’t skip
and we hope it won’t warp in the sun
we hope you play side B after you play side A
and then you flip it back over when you’re done

we’re gonna make an lp
vinyl record
we used to make compact discs
but nobody sells cd players no more
so we’ll have to resort to this
you can’t survive on point zero zero zero nine cents from spotify
we’re gonna step back into the 80’s
it’s what we got to do to get by

maybe you don’t have a record player
you can get yourself one today
get the kind with the long spindle
so you can stack your records so they play
one after another
you don’t have to flip them around
just let them pile up on the turntable
until the turntable slows down…

we’re gonna make an lp
long player
33 rpm
i thought we were done with this long ago
but here we are doing it again
we hope it ain’t scratched
we hope it don’t skip
and we hope it won’t warp in the sun
we hope you play side B after you play side A
and then you flip it back over when you’re done
remember play side B after you play side A
and then flip it back over when you’re done