Possum on the Run

She honks on her horn as he hits her right fender
He’s off on the shoulder and boy is he stunned
She swerved left and right just to try not to miss him
He’s out in the headlights he’s a possum on the run
Like a possum, like a possum, like a possum
On the run

Now everybody loves a good possum stew
A possum sandwich and possum horderves too
Now you can cook them greasy or you can cook them dry
And if you feel real hungry we’ll cook a possum pie

She honks on her horn as he hits her right fender
He’s off on the shoulder and boy is he stunned
She swerved left and right just to try not to miss him
He’s out in the headlights he’s a possum on the run
Like a possum, like a possum, like a possum
On the run

Now you can keep your groundhogs and your muskrats too
For really good eating these two will never do
For that filling feeling nothing can truly compare
To pickled possum pancakes
I LIKE MINE MEDIUM RARE

She honks on her horn as he hits her right fender
He’s off on the shoulder and boy is he stunned
She swerved left and right just to try not to miss him
He’s out in the headlights he’s a possum on the run
Like a possum, like a possum, like a possum
Like a possum, like a possum, like a possum
On the run

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