Diane Wants a Man

DIANE WANTS A MAN

G#m
Diane has earned the money
F#m
To travel ‘round the world
A6
But that’s not how she spends it
B7
She’s not that kind of girl

She saves it for procedures
Face lifts and the like
Keeps a surgeon on retainer
Ready with a knife

E9 F#m
Diane wants a man to love her for herself
B7 E9
But bit by bit, Diane is turning into someone else

Diane is pushing forty
Maybe fifty, who can say,
All signs of age and history
Have been stripped away

Her furrowed brow is gone now
She has a new profile
The little smirk unique to her
Is now a perfect smile

Diane wants a man to love her for herself
But bit by bit, Diane is turning into someone else

A6
You’ve gotta hand it to her
Eb dim7 C#m
She really does look younger
A
She has turned back the clock
C#7 G#m – B7
But her eyes reveal such hunger

Diane wants a man to love her for herself
But bit by bit Diane is turning into someone else
Maybe a man can help her love herself
Before the real Diane is gone.