Far From Home, Far From Sober

Well Im far from home
And Im far from sober,
But its far too late to put the brakes on now,
And the last three minutes
Of my pre-pay phonecard
Had you nag nag naggin at me anyhow.
So when a girl like her
Starts makin all the runnin
And shes callin from the door,
Well you can bet Im coming,
Cos Im far from sober
And Im far from sober tonight


I dont know where I am,
I dont know how I got here
And this motel room is spinning round and round
And Im feelin queasy
And its far from easy
Just to keep a hold of just whats goin down
And I thought she said that she was gonna
Take a shower, that was, how long ago?
Must be more than an hour
Yes Im far from home
And Im far from sober tonight



As the police sergeant took my thiefs description
He just rolled his eyes and put his pencil down
He said it sounds like the niece
Of the chief of police
And you got three, four hours to get out of town.
So Im standing by the freeway feeling just disgusted
And Ive got to thumb a ride before my butt gets busted
And Im far from home and Im far from sober tonight

Oh yes Im far from home and Im far from sober tonight
Im far from home and Im far from sober tonight