All The Trimmings

Well I build up quite an appetite while Im working my life away
And I look forward to suppertime thats the best part of the day
And theres a diner, none finer, just down the road a piece
And when I sit down and place my order Im slobberin like a beast cos


I want all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side,
I want the kind of blue plate special thatll keep me satisfied.
Well I thank you all, and Ill take it all boiled, baked or Dixie fried,
I want all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side,


Meatloaf, Chicken stew with dumplings, mashed potatoes cant be beat!
You can keep your fast food friend Ill set right here and eat,
Cos that Key Lime pie, oh my oh my it fills me up with pride
When I get All The Trimmings With The Whole Hog On The Side


I want all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side,
I want the kind of blue plate special thatll keep me satisfied.
Well I thank you all, and Ill take it all boiled, baked or Dixie fried,
I want all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side,


Now theres a waitress, like there always is, but this one sure is fine,
And its been my ambition to one day make her mine.
I figure a woman with access to food in unlimited quantity,
A winning smile, a down-home style, will just about do for me.

But I wasted all my pick up lines, exhausted all my charms
It didnt look like I would ever take her in my arms.
So one day I just asked her; What would it take to make you my bride?
And she said; All the trimmings with the whole hog on the side!


Now we got all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side,
We got the kind of blue plate special thatll keep me satisfied.
Well we thank you all, but we got it all boiled, baked and Dixie fried,
Yeah we got all the trimmings
We got all the trimmings
We got all the trimmings with the whole hog on the side.