On & Off The Wagon

On & Off the Wagon

I’m on and off the wagon. I go from day to day.
On and off the wagon. I live my life that way.
Sometimes I like the wagon. Sometimes I like to walk.
On and off the wagon. And I’ve had me a ball.

I’ve learned to know my limits. I’ve learned to pass them by.
I’ve learned to make my wife moan. I’ve learned how to make her cry.
Sometimes I like the window. Sometimes I like the aisle.
On and off the wagon. I’ve been this way a while.

I’m smart as a whip. I’m dumb as wood!
I’d sleep with the angels, if I only could!

But that’s not going to happen. Not a guy like me.
On and off the wagon. All locked in to being free.
Sometimes I like the wagon. Sometimes I like the street.
On and off the wagon. On and off my feet.
On and off the wagon. On and off my feet.