Down With Xmas

(Down with Christmas, Down with Christmas)
Getting too commercialized, stupid gifts like sox and ties
Putting on all kinds of weight, eating nuts and fruit cake
Smiling at the relatives, smacking all their bratty kidsr
Dealing with obnoxious clerks, while pushy shoppers act like jerks

Down, Down, Down, Down

Cooking, cleaning, wrapping gifts, feels like I work a second shift
The pressure mounts on what to buy, expensive things, I want to cry
Department store's Santa Claus, Ho-ho-hoing my lost cause
They put their Displays out too soon, seems like Christmas starts in June

They move their carts all through the aisles
The prissy girl says that's not my style
The tried on rejects lay on the floor
With an armload of gifts she checks out of the store

Down, Down, Down, Down

Depression now starts setting in, give me that gift wrapped bottle of gin
The streets become roads of rage, put those drivers in a cage
Outside my neighborrquote s blinking lights, blinding me with elves in tights
Canrquote t wait to get them up they say, then they don't take them down till May
Who am I to protest you, and criticize the things you do
Well I point out all these flaws, because my name is Santa Claus....ho ho ho....

Down, Down, Down, Down......