What'll They Think Up Last

They thought up grand cathedrals
And stadiums and things
They though up war and medicine
And planes that fly on wings

They thought up bombs and bagpipes
And fishing lures and such
They thought until I thought that they
Were thinking way too much

Already get it over with
Let’s go out in a blast
I don’t care what they think up next
What’ll they think up last

They thought up songs and symphonies
Miss Molly bless my soul
They thought cosmetic surgeries
And Jersey Highway tolls

They thought up hunting rifles
They thought up Cadillacs
They thought up petty trifles
And a world of useless facts

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Bridge:
They thought up ways to blow your mind
Or take away your breath
They thought up stuff fucked up enough
To scare you half to death
They thought up bridge and basketball
They thought up Bingo too
They thought up ways to segregate
The many from the few
They thought up a computer
That’ll whup your **** at chess
Let’s not think up something more
Let’s think up something less

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