American Idol (Acoustic Version)

1st Verse
It’s another Friday evening.
After a couple of hours of singing.
someone in the crowd has something to say

He walks right on up to me
Tells me, just how good he thinks I am
That I should be on TV right away

American Idol he says
Is the place I oughta be
And he looks at me as if he's made my day

Well he has no idea at all
What he's just said to me
I reveal the truth, and this is what I say

Chorus
Well I wish I had a dollar
For everyone who's hollered
Son, you oughta be on American Idol's stage

It’s not like I’m not unwilling,
And dont want to be appearing
But those folks don't care for people my age

(2nd Verse)
So this gets me to thinking
While everyone else is drinking
Just who the hell do they think they are?

Does talent stop at 30?
Are the rest of us unworthy?
Hell, Cash recorded up until the day he died

(Chorus)
Well I wish I had a dollar
For everyone who's hollered
Son, you oughta be on American Idol's stage

It’s not like I’m not unwilling,
And dont want to be appearing
But those folks don't care for people my age

(Refrain)
Well I'll say it once and I'll say it twice
I'll say it loud and I won't say it nice
American Idol discriminates against people of age.