Let's Bounce

Let’s go all you sissy pants chicken picking’ finger licking’
Mother humping, dick grabbing, **** looking corn fed
Buttermilked, hand spanked, yellow bellied, lily-livered
Sap sucking sons of bitches

A dollar’s less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let’s Bounce

Come on all you hand wringing knuckle dragging mouth breathing
Meat beatin' prairie dogging whole hogging’ vein clogging
Double parking, fire sparking, chicken choking daytime toking
Pole smoking sons of bitches

A dollar’s less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let’s Bounce
A dollar’s less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let’s Bounce

Just check your brain at the door
It’s your heart that counts
Let’s Bounce

All right now you lipstickin’ booger pickin’ then you flick ‘em
Booty shaking, baby making, risky takin’, maple bacon,
Earthquaking, no mistaking, moon raking dander flaking
Heartbreaking sons of bitches

A dollar’s less than a pound
A pound is more than an ounce
Let’s Bounce
Just check your brain at the door
It’s your heart that counts
Let’s Bounce