Ivan Strunin - I Trusted You as Far as I Could Throw You

I Trusted You As Far As I Could Throw You
Dirk Powell


I trusted you as far as I could throw you
I couldn't throw you very far
About as far away as my iPhone
Or the neck of my old guitar
I really wish I couldsta thrownt you
Further than the front seat of my car
I trusted you as far as I could throw you
I couldn't throw you very far

Well I really wish that I could throw you
All the way to Timbuktu
I wouldn't have to worry 'bout the lies you told
And all the shady things you do
And out amongst the Timbuktunis
You'd be happier than a clam
And I wouldn't be sittin' here a'wonderin'
How big of a fool I am


Well I've been working on my shot put
And practicing my hammer throw
Trying to see if I could build up the skills
To chuck you out to Tokyo
Been working on my trust issues
Doling out for the thera-pay
But you gave me a lifetime subscription
There's a new one every day