Uncle Stinky

Uncle Stinky
lyrics, music, arrangement by Andrew M. Cohen
© 2020 Earwig Music Company, Inc.


My name is Uncle Stinky, and that's just what I am
My name is Uncle Stinky, and I don't give a hoot
I stink around the corner, I smell along the street
My name is Uncle Stinky 'cause I got stinky feet

There isn't anybody who gets too close to me
There isn't anybody who wants to be like me
In every single neighborhood I walk through night or day
The people pay me money to go the other way

One day I got some money, I went into a bank
I tried to cash a check there, but all my money stank
The teller nearly fainted, the guard she nearly died
So the put it through the washer and hung it out to dry!

Now if you want to be like me, I'll tell you what to do,
Don't ever take a shower, and comb your hair with glue
Don't ever change your undies, or ever brush your teeth
You'll be smell top to bottom, and stinky underneath

My name is Uncle Stinky, and that's just what I am
My name is Uncle Stinky, 'Cause I eat lots of Spam
I stink along the avenue, I smell around the block
My name is Uncle Stinky 'cause I got stinky socks!