Unnaturally Blonde

UNNATURALLY BLONDE
Sandy Carroll

GIRL GET HER COLOR
FROM A BOTTLE OFF A DRUGSTORE SHELF
CALLED PLATINUM BRIGHT
THE BOYS CAN’T HELP IT
THEY FLY LIKE A MOTH
TO THE SHINE OF HER YELLOW LIGHT

SHE GOT A BAD REPUTATION
THAT SHE DOESN’T DESERVE
YOU KNOW IT AIN’T FAIR
CAUSE SHE’S SMART AS A WHISTLE
AND SHE’S SHARP AS A THISTLE
BUT SHE JUDGED BY THE HUE OF HER HAIR

CHORUS: OH, OH OH UNNATURALLY
OH, OH, OH UNNATURALLY
OH, OH, OH UNNATURALLY
BLONDE

SHE MAY BE A LITTLE FLIGHTY
WHEN SHE GETS EXCITED
BUT IT’S ONLY A MASQUERADE
DON’T BE FOOLED FOR A MINUTE
HER BRAIN HAS SOMETHIN IN IT
AND SHE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY



SHE ONLY LIKES TO SHOW IT
WHEN SHE WANTS YOU TO KNOW IT
BUT OH, BABY IT’S ALL THERE
OH, AND DID I MENTION
YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION
YOU KNOW YOU BETTER BEWARE

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
WHEN A BLONDE WALKS BY
EVERYONE STARES A LOT
ONE THINGS SURE
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GOT
WAS SHE BORN THAT WAY
OR DID IT COME OUT OF A BOX

TOO MANY JOKES HAVE ALL BEEN TOLD
BOUT THE GIRLS WITH THE HAIR OF GOLD
GIVE EM A BREAK & THEY’LL SHOW YOU THE WAY CAUSE THERE’S SOMETHIN’
THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW
THEY’RE SHARP AS A TACK
LORD, THEY GOT THE STACK
YOU BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYERS
EVERY NIGHT
CAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFULYOU’LL GET BUSTED
BY THE SHINE OF HER YELLOW LIGHT