Snavely Claws
With Santa'a magic now at my command.
No creature can escape my plans.
Yes, each one of them had better take care.
'Cause Snavely is watching everytime, everywhere.
I'm Menacin Snavely, degreed tycoon.
Teleporting to your living room.
(spoken) A lotta things around here need to change.
First of all, that blob Santa. I know he'll fit in,
As a bean-bag chair for my behind to sit in.
And Santa's reindeer? I'll turn the whole group
Into deer kabobs and antler soup.