Teleporting
There's not much time, and so many houses!
Most of 'em don't even have chimneys.
And those vast distances have got to be hard on the reindeer.
I've got to find the answer so Santa can continue.
His enterprise is expanding. It's global toys for youth.
Electro-magnetism. And photon particles.
A transmogrification's needed
For teleporting to your living room.
TV must be the way to go.
Using technology the best way we know...
Oh, Santa Claus we'll figure out how to fly.
On TV waves across the sky.
It's instantaneous and less wear and tear.
The fastest way from here to there.