Cheap Wine
There’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Because no such thing as cheap wine no more

Cat on the corner asked me for a dollar
I gave him a quarter, he started to holler
I said you should be happy with a nickel or a dime
He said a nickel or a dime won’t buy no wine

Well here’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
Inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Because no such thing as cheap wine no more

Used to be you wanted to party didn’t have much money
A little change buy some Night Train and MD 2020
Just a few coins buy some Thunderbird
Liquor store clerk said man ain’t you heard

Well here’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
Inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Because no such thing as cheap wine no more

guitar solo

3rd. Verse:
Today’s spirit shop sells only vintage wine
Old liquor store sold it fresh off the vine
Don’t wanna’ smell the cork, savor the bouquet
Brown bag screw off cap I’m ready to play

Well here’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
Inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Because no such thing as cheap wine no more

I Don’t want no Blue Nun, Reunite on ice
A little Bali Hai be mighty nice
No Rose no zinfandel
I can’t keep well without that muscatel

Well here’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
Inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Because no such thing as cheap wine no more

There’s no such thing as cheap wine no more
Inflation done hit the liquor store
A good buzz cost more than it did before
Aw no such thing as cheap wine no more