DAIRY QUEEN

WELL I WENT DOWN TO THE DAIRY QUEEN
FOR JUST A TASTE OF SOME VANILLA ICE CREAM, YEAH
AND I SPOKE INTO THE DRIVE-IN WINDOW
AND A LOVELY VOICE SAID TO ME:

HEY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WELL MINE IS JANE
AND I’M ALL ALONE, WITH YOUR ICE CREAM CONE
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH

SHE SAID COME FORTH YOUNG MAN AND CLAIM YOU CONE
I’M WEARING GREEN POLKA DOTS AND PISTACHIO COLOGNE
I’M SO … I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE NEAR
BUT MY HEART IS GONNA MELT IF YOU DON’T GET HERE

HEY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WELL MINE IS JANE
AND I’M ALL ALONE, WITH YOUR ICE CREAM CONE
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH

HEY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME? I THINK I LOVE YOU JANE!
I WAS SO ALL ALONE … NOW I THINK I’LL TAKE YOU HOME.

WELL I WAS MYSTIFIED BY WHAT SHE SAID
SHE SAID “COME FORTH”—I ALMOST LOST MY HEAD
SHE WAS A DAIRY QUEEN WHO LOVES ICE CREAM
A POLKA-DOT PRINCESS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

HEY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
WELL MINE IS JANE
AND I’M ALL ALONE … WITH YOUR ICE CREAM CONE
OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH

WHEN I FINALLY CAME INTO THE SHOP
SHE WAS SO TIRED SHE WAS ABOUT TO DROP
SHE HAD SEEMED SO BOLD, NOW SHE WAS FREEZING COLD
SHE TOLD ME THIS ALL HAD TO STOP

YOU’RE TOO LATE YOUNG MAN
I WAITED AS LONG AS I CAN
WELL ALL I CAN SAY NOW, BABY
MY LOVE HAS MELTED AWAY NOW … AND I’M SO SORRY BABY

I PLEADED, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE JANE
AND NOW I’M ALL ALONE
I GOT NO ICE CREAM CONE

SHE SAID HER NAME WAS JANE … [ETC.]