Shawneetown

Shawneetown
Rocky Alvey ©2004

I got a gal in Shawneetown
she gets drunk when the sun goes down
she can fight like a man, she can spit and chew
got a redbone hound and a mustache too

she lives in a cave on the Ohio
bathes every year when the water gets low
smells like a critter been two weeks dead
nary got a tooth inside her head

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ta do do do
do do doooo, ta do do do

that ol gal she's a sight to see
I cry evertime she looks at me
one eyebrow and a bulldog nose
she farts out loud every where she goes

mean as a cat with its tail on fire
skin's as smooth as a barbly wire
she's quite a gal and I love her so
told her once she stomped my toe

ah do do do, ta do do do
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ta do do do
do do doooo, ta do do do

she's biggest ol gal I ever have known
she ain't fat, she's just big boned
tips em scales at a hunderd n three
an that's just the weight below her knees

That little gal she's mine all mine
lips as sweet as a grapefruit rind
I fall down dead every time we kiss
when I revive I sound like this

ah do do do, ta do do do
do do do, ta do do do
do do do, ta do do do
do do dooooo, ta do do do

I got a gal in Shawneetown
we go a courting when the sun goes down
got a little sister named Emma Lou
if you need a date she'll go with you

ah do do do, ta do do do
do do do, ta do do do
do do do
ta do do do
do do doooo
ta do do do Whoooooooo ooooooo!