The Stable Boy For Santa

Takes a lot of reindeer chow
To make enough energy
To pull a fat man in a sleigh
Takes a lot of reindeer chow
For animals that don't have wings
To fly around the world in a day
But who am I to question
This jolly guy's profession
I'm the stable boy for Santa
And I do what he say

Doesn't pay much overtime
But don't misunderstand me
It's a panic workin' here at the Pole
Mrs. "C" can really cook,
The Elves know some great card tricks,
And I fly the reindeer more than you know
So who am I to question
After all the guy's a legend
I'm the stable boy for Santa
And I do what I'm told

Oo, I'm the stable boy
Oo, for Santa Claus
Oh and I do anything for him
Because he's more than a man
The man is my boss

Takes a lot of paperwork to document the spending
'Cause the reindeer eat a ton and a half
But I'm not complaining 'cause it could be even worse
If the old man had instead chose giraffes
But who am I to wonder
Why it never falls asunder
I'm the stable boy for Santa and I do what he asks

Oo, I'm the stable boy
Oo, for Santa Claus
Oh and I do anything for him
Because he's more than a man
The man is my boss

But who am I to question
This jolly guy's profession
I'm the stable boy for Santa
And I do what he say

Oo, I'm the stable boy
Oo, for Santa Claus
Oh and I do anything for him
Because he's more than a man
The man is my boss