Unimpressed

UNIMPRESSED
(Robert Morgan Fisher/Extended Family Music-BMI)

(CHORUS) I've been making notes for a novel
I'm gonna call that novel Unimpressed
Cause that's what I am

It's about a punk with junk in his yard
Complains all about how his life's so hard
But he's got a bathtub full of meth and a dream
He had a pit bull named Time Bomb
Who chewed off the mailman's face
Said it was all the mailman's fault
that he shoulda just run in place
instead of running away
on that sad, sad day
When a boy lost his dog, oh no ...
I'm unimpressed

(CHORUS)

It's about a Guv with no love lost
For the aliens who won't be bossed
So he's bleaching my bath water for whiter whites
The bad guy is a woman
Who's papers aren't in order
So he takes her native born son
Sends the woman back across the border
And America's safer
One less brown-skinned raper
God Bless our family values, oh no ...
I'm unimpressed

(CHORUS)
It's about a jock who mocks the rules
anabolic 'roids are his favorite fuel
And he's just learned how to spell his own name
He's never cracked a book but he's been booked on crack
You might say he's a little dense
But he knows why I pay him the big bucks
"Cause da ball goes over da fence!"
Now he's living in shame
asterisk by his name
in the holy baseball record books, oh no ...
I'm unimpressed

(RECITATION BRIDGE)
In the end I send everyone to jail but the woman is only one who makes bail
Cause her native-born son wins the World Series
And the xenophobic Guv with no love lost turns out to be a Sicilian Boss
Who gets punked in prison by the punk who gets chopped up into little chunks
By a pit-bull that's owned by the jock --
And if you haven't guessed
I'm unimpressed
But I'm not a heartless cynic, oh no ...
I'm unimpressed

(CHORUS)