Honky Tonk Shrink

Honky Tonk Shrink
by Rio King

Chorus
Why don’t you tell it to your Honky Tonk Shrink
Sit down and buy me a shot
and tell me what you think
My invaluable time for just a bottle of wine,
or a dollar for a mighty fine drink
Sit down over here and bring a couple of beers,
cause I go crazy drinkin alone
Set up another drink for your Honky Tonk Shrink,
Solvin’ every problem but my own

Willie McCool was a slicker at pool
and he shot it with some of the best
But Jenny, his bride, couldn’t be by his side,
and she was getting mighty upset
I said, Willie my man, here I am with a plan.
I’ll keep your Jenny occupied
You run another rack, I’ll take Jenny out back,
and both of you’ll be satisfied.

Chorus

Melody Lane really wasn’t her name,
but she had to pay her way to school
She was sellin’ her looks for tuition and books,
just dancin’ for the drinkin’ fools
She got her degree in psychology
and she told me in her very last show
You gotta know I like Abnormal Psych,
and you taught me everything I know

Chorus

Bring me a Jack and back
for your Honky Tonk Quack
Solvin’ every problem but my own

Pour me a small donation
for a consultation
Solvin’ every problem but my own

We’re gonna talk depression
in a Cuervo session
Solvin’ every problem but my own
(One more!)

I cover your dysfunction
at the lingerie luncheon
Solvin’ every problem but my own