Buckwheat
Never unnoticed.
Never unknown.
Man, I wish I was beautiful.
Stop waiting for life, dreamer.
Dreaming…dreamer…dreaming…
dreamer…dreaming…dreamer…
dreaming…dreamer…dreaming…
Dreamer.
You know, doctors are doing
wonderful things at the
insane asylum these days.
Ol’ pussy-ass, no heart,
Kool-Aid drinkin mothafucka.
You see, I represent non Kool-Aid
drinkers for a free world.
Man, I wish I was beautiful.

Mentally-tainted. Strangely souless.
Afraid of following their own kind of weird.
Man, I wish I was beautiful.
Twisted up in a smell hell
Tuna fish dish of I wish.
Cement stars. Sugarie-sweet guitars.
Invigorating. Intoxicating.
Exhilerating. Humiliating.
Buckwheat wake up!
Buckwheat wake up!
Buckwheat wake up!
Sexiest Man Alive
It was a contest.
On a game show.
you lost
You are not beautiful.

You have failed to rescue
yourself, Buckwheat.
So your original appeal
has been denied.
The by-laws state that
if you think you’re beautiful,
but you’re not, you have
flossed yourself into being
a casualty.
So, you must return to your cabin and…
Dream…dreamer…
dreamer…dreaming…dreamer…
dreaming…dreamer…dreaming…
dreamer…dreaming…
Don’t worry.
It’ll allow for a most peaceful sleep.
Yeah, man, I wish I was beautiful.

Dorothy. Livin in Oz.
Wicked witch of the ditch.
Buckwheat wake up!
Buckwheat wake up!
Buckwheat wake up!
Take it like a man, Buckwheat.
Take it like a man.
Stale cries. Eyes paralyzed.
Cement stars. Sugarie-sweet guitars.
Every different monkey is different, Buckwheat.
Every different monkey is different.
Me, I ain’t gotta sweat all that shit.
You see, when I go home…
I’m going home to glory.
Damn, Right. I know that I’m beautiful.