Say She Sucks

You thought she was a prophet
Delivered by the hand of God
But she rode in with the Fed Ex man
Giving him a hand job

I won’t say she sucks
Though I could
I won’t say she belittled you
Though she would
I won’t stand by and watch her
I won’t let it be
From now on she’ll have to come through me

You wanted her to be your savior
And ride in on a big white horse
Deliver you from normalcy
And free you from remorse

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She was atrocious
Ding dong the witch is dead
Or so your friends said
Though you’re sad to see her go
She was a psycho

Cho.

Never would she venture forth cross the river wide
(She had her life, she was a wife
She had four kids, and she had hips
She was not nice, she had her pride
There was the river, and it was wide)

Cho.