Felicia No Capicia

One night, Luigi met a beautiful bambina
And he melted like farina when she played her little game
That night, she made him dizzy as in vino
And you know just what I mean-o
Felicia was her name

He took Felicia to Las Vegas, here's the story
She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore
But when he said, "I'd like to kiss ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."

The way she gambled down the table wasn't funny
You should have seen the way she found to lose his money
But when he said, "I'd like to squeeze ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."

She knew the names of all the eats
She knew the sweets, the vegetables, and meats
But when it came to making love
She was as cold as yesterday’s a'pizza

No matter what she craved, he’d bring her
He went and hocked to put a ring upon her finger
But when he said, "I'd like to kiss ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."

He took Felicia out to Coney
She ate a fortune in salsaccia and macaroni
But when he said, "I'd like to kiss ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."

You oughta see the things he bought her
He took her out and spent his money just like water
But when his heart got feverish
Felicia: "No capice."

She understood, she heard him good
When he said, "Have some real imported cheese".
But when he said, "Give me a squeeze."
You'd think that he was talking Portuguese
And all the time she was a Calabrese

He tried to make her feel relaxy
He even took her home to Brooklyn in a taxi
But when he said, "I'd like to kiss ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."
Then he said, “Well uh, let me hug ya.”
Felicia: "No capice."
Then he said, “Well uh, let me get closer.”
Felicia: "No capice."
Then she said, “Well, first let’s get married.”
Luigi: “No capice.”