Slap Happy
"SLAP HAPPY"

WHEN I WAS JUST A KID I WANTED NOTHING MORE
THAN TO GET A DATE AND GO OUT WITH THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
I'M JUST SO DOG GONE LUCKY THAT THE MY DREAM CAME TRUE
AND THAT THE GIRL WHO LIVED NEXT DOOR TURNED OUT TO BE YOU

WHENEVER I'M ALONE I'M ALWAYS SINGIN' SONGS ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WE'VE HAD
I LOVE THE TENDER WAY YOU TELL ME THAT MY LOVIN' ALWAYS DRIVES YOU MAD
AND I'LL CONFESS THAT I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL

WE GOT MARRIED, HAD THREE KIDS AND BOUGHT A FAMILY VAN
I WORKED TWO SHIFTS TO BUY A HOUSE THAT HAD A LITTLE BIT OF LAND
I'M JUST SO VERY LUCKY THAT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE
THAT PRETTY GIRL NEXT DOOR WHO CHOSE TO MARRY ME

WHENEVER I'M ALONE I'M ALWAYS SINGIN' SONGS ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WE'VE HAD
I LOVE THE TENDER WAY YOU TELL ME THAT MY LOVIN' ALWAYS DRIVES YOU MAD
AND I'LL CONFESS THAT I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL

AS I'M GETTING OLDER AND MY HAIR'S TURNIN' GRAY
YOU JUST GET MORE BEAUTIFUL EVERY DAY
AND WHEN WE GO TO HEAVEN WE'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO SPEND
HAVIN' LOVIN' GOOD TIMES THAT WILL NEVER END

WHENEVER I'M ALONE I'M ALWAYS SINGIN' SONGS ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WE'VE HAD
I LOVE THE TENDER WAY YOU TELL ME THAT MY LOVIN' ALWAYS DRIVES YOU MAD
AND I'LL CONFESS THAT I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL
AND I'M SO HAPPY (CLAP CLAP CLAP) SLAP HAPPY HAPPY (CLAP) THAT YOU'RE MY GIRL