Dog's Life

Sparky was chained
to a fence in the park
His Master has gone away
All he wants to do is growl and bark
'Cause he can't go out and play

It's a dog's life

Sparky would greet
All the people he'd meet
With a snarl and bark
And a show of his teeth
Sparky would smell all
the bitches in heat
and rub his crotch
on the trunk of a tree

It's a dog's life

Sparky was chained
to a fence in the park
Until one day he broke free
Bit the head off
off of Mrs. Smith
and then he pissed
on a tree

It's a Dog's Life