Truckload of Troubles
CHORUS
Get on outta town with your truckload of troubles
Blow right through the stop sign on the way
Better not turn back ‘cause this love has gone to rubble
Truckload of troubles, wanna see you leaving
And those tail lights fading away

VERSE 1
You poured on the charm on that very first date
It’s amazing how you gave me such a thrill
Red flags were waving when your cash was gone
And I was forced to pay the bill

VERSE 2
And you’ve been sponging off your mama since she paid your bail
When you told me you were taking care of her
Said you were retired from pro rodeo
When you ain’t even seen a pair of spurs

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VERSE 3
Seems like you’re always broke, just busted down flat
Debt collectors calling morning, noon and night
They turned off your phone and repossessed your car
You know, I think it serves you right!

VERSE 4
Well I guess I’m just a magnet for the sorriest guys
With more baggage than an airport carousel
Great big ‘L’ for loser right between your eyes
I think it’s time for us to bid farewell

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