You Don't Know Dick

He’s a technology man, he works downtown under fluorescent lights.
He’s a 9 to 5’er, a good provider with retirement in his sights.
But, if you think you know him
You don’t know Dick.

He drives a little red Prius in the HOV lane, he goes to work each day.
He has a house in the suburbs, a modest mortgage and wife named Linda Bay.
But, if you think you know him...
You don’t know Dick.

Just when you think you’ve got him nailed down
You learn a little tid-bit that turns your head around.
So take it from me, or it will hit you like a brick
You don’t know him,
You don’t know Dick

He’s a sensible man, with sensible shoes, he won’t eat meat, he won’t drink booze.
He has an IRA that is fully funded with indexed funds, so he can’t lose,
But, if you think you know him...
You don’t know Dick
You don’t know Dick (repeat)