Thank You Canada - The Ted Cruz Song

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THANK YOU CANADA (the Ted Cruz song)

thank you our friend Canada
here's a song for you
thanks for Joni Mitchell
and for Bruce Cockburn too
and thank you for paul,schaeffer
and the legend, leonard cohen
but please my northern friends
won't you take Ted Cruz home


and thank you for wayne gretsky
Ana Paquin, K.D.Lang
and thank you for John Candy,
and the SCTV gang
i'll lift a glass for Martin Short
and the late great, old Hank Snow
but please our friends respectfully
tell Ted it's time to go

thanks for Gordon Lightfoot
and Avril Levigne
Gordo is a hero
we've loved Avril since her teens
and you can have Celine Dion
whenever you see fit
but wont you please take back Ted Cruz back
cause we don't want your ****

Neil Young is staying here
we'd never give him back
and we dig Shania Twain
even with her vegas act
but listen up real careful
there's a few we'd like to lose
and topping off our wish list
is that sob Ted Cruz

and thank you for the bacon
thank you for the beer
and thank you for the Stanly Cup
cause now it's living here
I know your winter's brutal
each year you pay your dues
this time you get a refund
'cause we're sending back Ted Cruz

so thanks again our northern friends
please take it in this spirit
i apologize for those omitted
including ms. Morisette
there are those we have forgiven you
Justin Beiber and some more
but please our northern cousins
take Ted Cruz or it means war.