Steve Earle

he read an article that said i like to do cocaine now he comes to all my shows and says if i want some he'll pay he won't stop calling and i'm not sure how to blow him off he stands outside my window until i have to call the cops but they always let him out of jail cos he's a famous face that's a funny way of asking me to go out on a date, steve earle won't stop calling me steve earle he says he isn't hitting on me, he just wants to write some songs i keep asking "steve would you please introduce me to your son? cos you read an article that said i like to drink a lot" now he's buying all my drinks and i can't seem to get off the sauce cos he corners me at every show and asks to be in my band and if i need a great guitarist he's got just the man he says i should fire everyone and we can play duets he says just come on over, but i guess i haven't yet to steve earle's he just wants to talk to me steve earle should this bother me steve he says the greatest country singers always start out just like this and i better call him back if i'm getting his messages so the next time that i see him when i get off the stage i'm gonna tell him i've got another show tonight in some place far away and that oughtta hold him off from me at least a little bit i'm not sure what to do cos i'm so damn intimidated by steve earle just wants to talk to me steve earle should that bother me steve earle well how'd you even get my number steve earle?