My Brother Is a Baby

My brother is a baby he sucks his thumb
He pee's in his pants he can't chew gum
Mommie says he'll swallow it Don't do that
My brother is a baby I'd rather have a cat!

My brother is a baby he's two feet tall
He’s so dumb he plays wit dolls
When it's time to eat he always wants more
He takes half his food and throws it on the floor

My brother is a baby the ladies think he's cute
He gets the attention I gotta chop his fruit
One day mommy screamed; I ran up in a flash
See your brothers bottom he got a diaper rash!

My brother is a baby it's really not that bad
He's kinda cute and cuddly and mostly I am glad
But then I do remember the day he finger painted
He used his poop on every wall and that’s when mommy fainted

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