Cute Little Turd

Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd going round and round
Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd will not flush down

Cute little turd a tisket and a tasket
Strolling home from town one day
Let me see what's in your shopping basket
Baby Ruth bars and lemonade

Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd going round and round
Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd will not flush down

Don't be afraid of the sewer system
Drain pipes will not cause you harm
You will find lots of friends and family
Welcoming you with open arms

Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd going round and round
Cute little turd floating in the toilet
Cute little turd will not flush down

Do you need help I'll get a plunger
Send you on your merry way
Life is good it's all about the journey
See you later Have a nice day

Written by Doug Fergus
Produced by: Sylvia Massy
Recorded at Sylvia Massy’s Radio Star Studios in Weed, California
Publisher: Naked Reality Music LLC
PRO: BMI
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Publisher: Naked Reality Music LLC
PRO: BMI
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