Kitchen Floor

Where else can we go to play this game it's freezing in my bedroom
And Jody is practicing drums in the garage
The wheels won't roll on the carpet so where next

Let's go down to the basement Oh great!
Jennifer is already here she's riding her horse, but then she says
What about the kitchen of course!

The kitchen floor, what a place undeveloped open space
We'll move the table and chairs nobody will care
No place like it anywhere the kitchen floor

Tonight when the girls come over we'll have it all set up; popcorn and a jigsaw puzzle
With music and drinks we'll have a really fine time
Reconstructing the Eiffel Tower

We're gonna scrub that linoleum until it shines we're gonna roll out the cookie dough
And bake a few dozen for the boys overseas while grandpa and the kids go fish on the kitchen floor

The Kitchen floor what a spot soon it's gonna be very hot
We'll have them waiting in line we'll charge 'em a dime the only place of it's kind the kitchen floor

There's a kid in the corner and he's trying not to laugh "hold still" snaps a cute little voice
It's Janet and she's painting his portrait on the wall while a housing project goes up in record time

If it's raining outside come in and have a nice, hot drink but don't look at the arc
Cause Neil is welding a train to its tracks and Bill is spreading Jell-O all around

The Kitchen Floor you can move it's been inspected and county approved
Why don't you give us a call it's right down the hall a free bumper sticker to all
The kitchen floor

Written by Doug Fergus
Produced by: Sylvia Massy
Recorded at Sylvia Massy’s Radio Star Studios in Weed, California
Publisher: Naked Reality Music LLC
PRO: BMI
Contact: Doug Fergus 541-890-3293
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