Mary Ann Is A Pistol

Well the dust ain’t settled since she pulled up
Driving like the dickens in her Daddy’s ol' truck
Every man and boy’s looking from the corner of his eye
Ain’t she a dream, tell me ain’t she a sight

Yeah she’s been a tomboy since she could walk
She can run like a deer and throw a curveball
We never seen her play with no little girl toys
She just wanted us to treat her like one of the boys

And way down deep in those wild blue eyes
You can see it clear as crystal
Mary Ann is a pistol

Well there she goes walking would you look at that swing
She’s poured like butter in her faded ol’ jeans
She ain’t looking for a man and ain’t it a shame
But even if ya caught her she’d be too hard to tame

When you look into those wild blue eyes
You can see it clear as crystal
Mary Ann is a pistol

You might drink a beer and shoot some pool
With her on a Friday night
But just don’t put no moves on her
Buddy she’ll punch out your lights
She’s a pisto
If you could look right into those wild blue eyes
You could see it’s clear as crystal
Mary Ann is a pistol