Great Big Man

Great Big Man
Words & music by Liz Mandville Greeson
I want a great big man that really knows how
The kind of man who can pull a plow
Big & beefy, moist & meaty
Can’t get started till he gets done eatin’ unha unha
I want a handy man if you know what I mean
The kind of man keeps his tools real clean
Knows what he’s doin with the hammerin & the screwin
If the pipes start hummin I know he’s comin unha unha
I want a great big man
I want a musclin man
I'm a red haired Delilah, lookin for her Sam
I want a handy man I want a candy man
I know exactly what I want
Give me the thing that I crave
I want a great big man who really knows how
To milk the udders of my cow
Churn my butter till it’s creamy & sweet
Curl the toes up on my feet unha, unha