Trophy Wife

Trophy Wife
(Leyla Fences)

He told her “Nothing tastes as good as being thin”
so she cut out carbs, joined a gym
Her waist got tiny fast as lightning
He said “How about we get your teeth straightened and whitened?”

So off to the dentist, he made them nice and bright
Now she could read in bed without turning on the light
His focus turned to her little bitty rack…
Got a Dr. in Dallas to fix all that!

(CHORUS)
He was dolling her up –No, he couldn’t see no harm
in having a good looking dream girl on his arm
Yeah, he liked to keep her underweight, under thumb and under the knife
He was Building Barbie – His Trophy Wife

Now, Ken wasn’t jealous - he liked other men to stare
It made him feel like a man, erased his fears
that he wasn’t good enough, that he didn’t measure up
All for a spray tan, little nip and tummy tuck

(REPEAT CHORUS)

But Barb, well she started catching on…
You see Barb… she wasn’t that blond
She figured it wasn’t too late yet so she fired up her little pink corvette
Now she’s long, long gone!

He was dolling her up –No, he couldn’t see no harm
in having him a little eye candy on his arm
Yeah, he liked to keep her underweight, under thumb and under the knife
He was Building Barbie – His Trophy Wife

He was dolling her up –No, he couldn’t see no harm
in having him a plastic girl toy on his arm
Yeah, he liked to keep her underweight, under thumb and under the knife
He was Building Barbie – His Trophy Wife

Yeah, he liked to keep her underweight, under thumb and under the knife
He was Building Barbie – His Trophy Wife

Yeah, he wanted him a Barbie – A Trophy Wife!