Longneck Story Short

CINCO DE MAYO DOWN ON THE BAYOU
SOMEBODY SAID YOU WANNA LIME IN YOUR CORONA
THAT’S THE LAST THING I RECALL
I’M STILL FISHIN’ FOR THE MISSIN’ PIECES OF MY WEEKEND
GOT MY BUDDIES TO THANK FOR FILLIN’ IN A FEW BLANKS
BOY, I GUESS I MUST’VE HAD A BALL

CHORUS ONE
I DON’T REMEMBER CLIMBIN’ ON THE ‘LECTRIC BULL
BUT IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE SOME DRUNKEN STUNT I’D PULL
OH AND I DON’T RECOLLECT THAT REDNECK GETTING DECKED
BUT MY FIST IS SORE AND MY JAW, IT SURE IS TENDER
TO MAKE A LONGNECK STORY SHORT
I DON’T REMEMBER

BRUNETTE, CORVETTE, HOW THE HELL DID I GET
STUCK IN TEXARKANA VIA INDIANA
WITH A BLONDE FROM BUFFALO
THREE DAYS DOWN THE DRAIN, I’M STILL WRACKING MY BRAIN
FOR A DETAIL OR TWO OF ALL THAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH
BUT SOME THINGS I GUESS I’LL NEVER KNOW

CHORUS TWO
I DON’T REMEMBER GETTING THAT DISORDERLY
BUT THE MAN IN THAT MUGSHOT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
TELL ME WHAT ELSE DID I DO ‘CAUSE I STILL DON’T HAVE A CLUE
HOW MY STRAIGHT DRIVE HOME TURNED INTO A THREE DAY BENDER
TO MAKE A LONGNECK STORY SHORT
I DON’T REMEMBER

OH, AND I DON’T RECOLLECT THAT REDNECK GETTING DECKED
BUT MY FIST IS SORE AND MY JAW, IT SURE IS TENDER
TO MAKE A LONGNECK STORY SHORT
I DON’T REMEMBER
TO MAKE A LONGNECK STORY SHORT
I DON’T REMEMBER