I Can't Believe How Much I'm Glad You're Gone

I Can’t Believe How Much I’m Glad You’re Gone
(The Divorce Song)
Words & Music by: DeMoor ©2008 DeMoor Publishing BMI

I can’t believe how much I’m glad you’re gone

Darlin, now that you’re gone, I’m relieved
My ulcer no longer hurts, and I can actually sleep
You lost it all, now ain’t that funny, cause it was all about the money
I can’t believe how much I’m glad you’re gone

Your beautiful glaring eyes are with someone new
And your warm soft lips that cussed me, they’re with him too
When I think of all the years, you smelled from all those beers
I can’t believe how much I’m glad you’re gone

(Turn around)

The body that once was shapely, is beginning to sag
And, I’ll think of you each time I see a Walmart bag
Cigarette smoke has carved some lines, and you have a bigger behind
I can’t believe how much I’m glad you’re gone