At This Age

At This Age

Act your age

No one thinks that facelift makes you look young

Act your age

Your toupee is just not foolin’ anyone

Act your age

Why you buyin’ cars that you can’t fit in

Act your age

Quit lyin’ about the things you’ve done and places you’ve been

The things you’ve done and places you’ve been



I get it we all wanna stop time from marching on

But maybe we could try and see some things are long gone



Act your age

The beer belly and Speedo’s not your best look

Act your age

The jiggles that you’re shakin’ should be left unshook

They should just be left unshook



I get it we all wanna stop time from marchin’ on

But maybe we could try and see some things are long gone



At my age

The hair I wish was on my head is in my ears

At this age

I cannot remember why I’m even standing here

Not a clue why I’m still here



Memories are the strangest things

The older we all get

We can’t hold on, and yet we can’t let go

Of friends who won’t let us forget



At my age

Seems like everybody’s whispering to me

At this age

There is not a font that’s big enough to read



At this age

There’s stiffness in my back and neck who knows the cause

At this age

Everything seems harder for this old grandpa

Harder for us old grandpas

Almost everything gets harder, At this age