Woodchuck Farm

Ive been working this land now for 24 long years
And I started to think theres nothing worth keeping me here
When MacConnell came ahobbling over Chester Hill
And he said, Get inside, somethins up outside,
And sputtered out the words Im hearing still.

You better duck inside, something beautifuls acoming
Im sorta scared to let you see
That theres a truck outside and the engine is ahumming
In a 2-part harmony.
Kiss your good-luck charm and grab ahold of something
But please let go of me
This is Woodchuck Farm, so were not expecting nothing,
Nothings all we ever get for free.

I ran outside to the barn to see if something was out there,
But I only saw only Grandpa sitting rocking in his chair.
I told him that he better come inside and go to bed,
But he said, Get inside, somethins up outside,
And then can you guess what Grandpa said?

He shouted, Duck inside, something beautifuls acoming
Im sorta scared to let you see
That theres a truck outside and the engine is ahumming
In a 2-part harmony.
Kiss your good-luck charm and grab ahold of something
But please let go of me
This is Woodchuck Farm, so were not expecting nothing,
Nothings all we ever get for free.

Oh my wife is now in labor, and my cow just had a calf
But it dont mean that youre happy just cause you know how to laugh.
Resist ye all temptation as I sing this song to you,
You better run inside, close the doors and hide,
Those cloudy skies just might turn blue.

You better duck inside, something beautifuls acoming
Im sorta scared to let you see
That theres a truck outside and the engine is ahumming
In a full-part harmony.
Kiss your good-luck charm and grab ahold of something
But please let go of me
This is Woodchuck Farm, so were not expecting nothing,
Nothings all we ever get for free.